Quick Facts
A soft short sleeve baby bodysuit with a quiet little joke in clean vintage type, on natural or white cotton. 8 designs, sizes 0-3M, 3-6M, 6-12M, 12-18M, 18-24M, in natural or white. Pick the design, color and size above.
Best for
Kids bathroom, family bathroom, guest bath with little visitors
Size
71 x 74 in, 12 eyelet holes, fits a standard 60 in tub
Material
100% polyester, water-resistant, dye sublimation print, machine washable
Not included
Hooks and liner
Shipping
Made to order, shipping calculated at checkout
Questions moms ask
What sizes are available?
0-3M, 3-6M, 6-12M, 12-18M, 18-24M. Many parents size up for a gift, since babies grow fast.
How do I wash it?
Turn it inside out, machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.
When will it arrive?
Each piece is printed to order. Most orders ship in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 5 days for delivery in the US.
Soft Cotton Bodysuits With Quiet Baby Humor
Funny vintage style sayings on soft combed cotton, printed to order in sizes 0 to 24 months for everyday wear and first photos.
Soft Cotton Bodysuits With Quiet Baby Humor
Soft Combed Cotton Feel
Soft Combed Cotton Feel

This bodysuit is made from soft combed ring spun cotton with 1x1 baby rib for natural stretch. It moves with your baby through tummy time, naps, and every wiggle in between.

Gentle On Delicate Skin
Gentle On Delicate Skin

Flatlock stitched seams and double needle ribbed binding at the neck, shoulders, sleeves, and leg openings mean less rubbing on sensitive newborn skin. The print is soft and flexible instead of stiff or scratchy.

Easy Everyday Dressing
Easy Everyday Dressing

A snap closure makes quick diaper changes simple, even at 2am. It is relaxed enough for daily wear and charming enough for the first photos and the family group chat.

Soft Combed Cotton
Made from soft combed ring spun cotton at 5 oz per square yard for everyday comfort.
Flatlock Seams
Flatlock stitched seams and ribbed binding reduce irritation on delicate newborn skin.
Snap Closure
Snap closures make diaper changes quick, even during overnight changes.
Printed To Order
Each bodysuit is printed to order in our US warehouse and ships quickly.
How to Choose the Right Baby Bodysuit

A few simple checks help you pick a size and style that will actually get worn and not just saved for photos.

  1. Size by weight, not just age: Baby weight is a more reliable guide than age alone, since growth varies a lot in the first two years. Check a size chart against your baby's current weight and height before ordering.
  2. Size up for gifts: If you are buying ahead or as a gift, go one size up. Babies grow fast, and a slightly roomy fit lasts longer than a snug one.
  3. Think about the season: A short sleeve bodysuit works well alone in warm weather or layered under a sweater or sleeper in cooler months.
  4. Check the closure style: Snap closures at the bottom make diaper changes faster than pull over styles, which matters most in the newborn stage.
  5. Match the print to the moment: A simple one line saying works for everyday wear, hospital photos, or a baby shower gift, since it reads well in pictures without being too busy.
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available and how do I know which to pick?

Sizes run from 0-3M through 18-24M, based on baby weight and height rather than age alone. Check the current size chart against your baby's measurements, and size up if you are buying as a gift or ahead of time.

What is the bodysuit made of?

It is made from soft combed ring spun cotton at 5 oz per square yard, with 1x1 baby rib for stretch. The heather grey color is a cotton and polyester blend.

How should I wash it so the print lasts?

Machine wash cold, inside out, on the gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry, and do not iron directly over the print.

Will the seams bother my baby's skin?

The seams are flatlock stitched with double needle ribbed binding at the neck, shoulders, sleeves, and leg openings, which is designed to be gentler against delicate newborn skin than a standard seam.

How does shipping and sizing work since this is printed to order?

Each bodysuit is printed to order from our US warehouse, so please allow a short processing time before it ships. We offer free US shipping on orders of $100 or more.

What if the size or print is not right once it arrives?

We offer 30 day returns and our customer support team is made up of real people who can help you sort out a sizing issue or exchange. Reach out and we will walk you through the next steps.

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From verified reviews

G 5.0 on Google · 9 reviews · Verified buyer reviews from our store

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"We got floaties for our toddler and they are great! She loves swimming and these are so nice to have. Company is owned by a husband and wife and they are kind and…"

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Cassi Knapp
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"I purchased a bat costume for my daughter with Moogco and we absolutely loved it! We used it for our daughters first Santa photos. They are a small business worth…"

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Isa Jauregui
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"Ordered from here and they sent my items fast! Great quality!"

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Sarah K
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"High quality toys. Customer service is helpful and responsive. Will buy from this store again!"

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M. B.
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"All of my dealings with them have been great!"

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Kevin Hensler
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"Wonderful company to work with! Great product"

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Claudia Zumbrennen
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"great prices and fast shipping!"

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Samantha Giblin
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"Wonderful products"

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Kathy Sterry
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"I was lucky to find this pad for my grandson’s bassinet. I like how it is all natural snd organic. Just make sure to buy it a little bigger because it shrinks after washing. Also give ample time…"

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Lucinda
Verified buyer · April 7, 2026
★★★★☆

"These helped at first but it seemed like the edges dug into my skin making it irritated (might have needed the larger ones). Once my milk came in more, milk would spill everywhere. I found that milk…"

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Trish
Verified buyer · May 10, 2025
★★★★★

"Perfect. Great price and my little one very opposed to training has only had accidents in the last week. My daughter is 2yrs old, 27 lbs and the Medium is perfect. She has room in them but the arent…"

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Elizabeth
Verified buyer · April 2, 2026
★★★★★

"Initially, I was skeptical of using it, but when my doc referred it to me for my cracked nipple, it worked like a charm. I did not want to put any balm or lotion over my nipple as I did not wanted…"

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Shreya
Verified buyer · December 5, 2025
★★★★★

"Amazing tool for breastfeeding! These protect sensitive, chapped or cracked nipples like little shields. No more sticking to clothing/bras and wincing when anything bumps into my chest. I've been…"

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J
Verified buyer · September 25, 2025
★★★★★

"I cant belive they heal hours within you put them on. Totally a must while breastfeeding. Such a good quality"

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Maria
Verified buyer · April 21, 2026
★★★★★

"I used these for the first four weeks after baby came. It was during that phase where baby was so small he didn’t have a great latch and so I was getting sore nipples. This was great for protecting…"

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Jessica
Verified buyer · December 10, 2025
★★★★★

"Only paci my breast feed three week old has accepted so far🙌🏼"

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Hannah
Verified buyer · April 6, 2026
★★★★★

"Worked great and would definitely use again. The only thing is sizing can be tricky. I would’ve gotten a size bigger and I’d consider my size to be on the smaller side. If you’re not sure, just size…"

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DB
Verified buyer · November 17, 2025
★★★★★

"I wore these for the first two months and they truly saved my breastfeeding journey - worked exactly how I expected. They gave instant relief. I basically wore them day and night for the first 6…"

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Giselle
Verified buyer · January 28, 2026
★★★★★

"Love these , I bought due to damage from pumping . One week with creams and balms didn’t do much but two days with these and I’m almost healed !"

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Amazon
Verified buyer · September 27, 2025
★★★★★

"LIFE. SAVER. Bought this the first week I started nursing my son and had the WORST cracked nipples. These solved the issues OVERNIGHT!"

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ShanKelly92
Verified buyer · January 27, 2026
★★★★★

"I was lucky to find this pad for my grandson’s bassinet. I like how it is all natural snd organic. Just make sure to buy it a little bigger because it shrinks after washing. Also give ample time…"

L
Lucinda
Verified buyer · April 7, 2026
★★★★☆

"These helped at first but it seemed like the edges dug into my skin making it irritated (might have needed the larger ones). Once my milk came in more, milk would spill everywhere. I found that milk…"

T
Trish
Verified buyer · May 10, 2025
★★★★★

"Perfect. Great price and my little one very opposed to training has only had accidents in the last week. My daughter is 2yrs old, 27 lbs and the Medium is perfect. She has room in them but the arent…"

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Elizabeth
Verified buyer · April 2, 2026
★★★★★

"Initially, I was skeptical of using it, but when my doc referred it to me for my cracked nipple, it worked like a charm. I did not want to put any balm or lotion over my nipple as I did not wanted…"

S
Shreya
Verified buyer · December 5, 2025
★★★★★

"Amazing tool for breastfeeding! These protect sensitive, chapped or cracked nipples like little shields. No more sticking to clothing/bras and wincing when anything bumps into my chest. I've been…"

J
J
Verified buyer · September 25, 2025
★★★★★

"I cant belive they heal hours within you put them on. Totally a must while breastfeeding. Such a good quality"

M
Maria
Verified buyer · April 21, 2026
★★★★★

"I used these for the first four weeks after baby came. It was during that phase where baby was so small he didn’t have a great latch and so I was getting sore nipples. This was great for protecting…"

J
Jessica
Verified buyer · December 10, 2025
★★★★★

"Only paci my breast feed three week old has accepted so far🙌🏼"

H
Hannah
Verified buyer · April 6, 2026
★★★★★

"Worked great and would definitely use again. The only thing is sizing can be tricky. I would’ve gotten a size bigger and I’d consider my size to be on the smaller side. If you’re not sure, just size…"

D
DB
Verified buyer · November 17, 2025
★★★★★

"I wore these for the first two months and they truly saved my breastfeeding journey - worked exactly how I expected. They gave instant relief. I basically wore them day and night for the first 6…"

G
Giselle
Verified buyer · January 28, 2026
★★★★★

"Love these , I bought due to damage from pumping . One week with creams and balms didn’t do much but two days with these and I’m almost healed !"

A
Amazon
Verified buyer · September 27, 2025
★★★★★

"LIFE. SAVER. Bought this the first week I started nursing my son and had the WORST cracked nipples. These solved the issues OVERNIGHT!"

S
ShanKelly92
Verified buyer · January 27, 2026
★★★★★

"We got floaties for our toddler and they are great! She loves swimming and these are so nice to have. Company is owned by a husband and wife and they are kind and…"

G
Cassi Knapp
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"I purchased a bat costume for my daughter with Moogco and we absolutely loved it! We used it for our daughters first Santa photos. They are a small business worth…"

G
Isa Jauregui
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"Ordered from here and they sent my items fast! Great quality!"

G
Sarah K
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"High quality toys. Customer service is helpful and responsive. Will buy from this store again!"

G
M. B.
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"All of my dealings with them have been great!"

G
Kevin Hensler
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"Wonderful company to work with! Great product"

G
Claudia Zumbrennen
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"great prices and fast shipping!"

G
Samantha Giblin
Google review · August 2026
★★★★★

"Wonderful products"

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Kathy Sterry
Google review · August 2026
★★★★☆

"Did the job, kept me more comfortable the first couple weeks postpartum as breastfeeding was established. Next time I would go for the design that has perforated holes for airflow."

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GI
Verified buyer · April 14, 2025
★★★★★

"As a breastfeeding mom I truly couldn’t recommend these more. They literally SAVED MY LIFE in the newborn stage and then saved me again when teething started. They’re easy to use, easy to clean and…"

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Tiffany
Verified buyer · September 2, 2025
★★★★★

"This is a great item to have for breastfeeding mommas. It feels very cooling and refreshing after breastfeeding and makes wearing nursing bras very comfortable since the fabric is not rubbing on your…"

M
Micho
Verified buyer · September 21, 2025
★★★★★

"These cups protect and help heal sore nipples so quickly. Comfortable under a bra, easy to clean, and worth the investment for breastfeeding. Stats: 5’3”, 140 lbs, 8 weeks postpartum & nursing"

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Postpartum
Verified buyer · September 25, 2025
★★★★★

"Great value for the price compared to name brand silverettes. I only really used them for maybe 2-3 weeks, so I’m glad I didn’t spend the extra money when these got the job done just as well"

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Hailey
Verified buyer · September 7, 2025
★★★★★

"These are perfect for breastfeeding. They help keep any ointment or lanolin from getting on your clothes and smooth for immediate relief of cracks or nipple soreness in the first few weeks."

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jake
Verified buyer · March 25, 2026
★★★★★

"Had a cracked nipple, added some organic ointment and put this over it, healed in 2 days! Recommend it 100%"

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Jasmin
Verified buyer · October 28, 2025
★★★★★

"These are great for nursing in the first few weeks when there’s soreness and breakdown. Would recommend!"

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Julie
Verified buyer · April 10, 2026
★★★★☆

"These were wonderful for me postpartum while learning to breastfeed. Highly recommend. They are easy to clean & very functional."

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Bridget
Verified buyer · December 10, 2025
★★★★☆

"It saved my nipples multiple times. They’re super light. Quality is good, they do bend for no reason lol overall a good product."

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W
Verified buyer · September 8, 2025
★★★★☆

"These were great in the beginning helped me so much."

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Kyle
Verified buyer · December 11, 2025
★★★★★

"Any first time mama BUY THIS PRODUCT!!!! I cannot recommend and rave about this enough. They HELPED so so much! I wore them all the time when my nipples felt dry, cracked, and just hurt. Those first…"

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Chaise
Verified buyer · January 4, 2026
★★★★☆

"Did the job, kept me more comfortable the first couple weeks postpartum as breastfeeding was established. Next time I would go for the design that has perforated holes for airflow."

G
GI
Verified buyer · April 14, 2025
★★★★★

"As a breastfeeding mom I truly couldn’t recommend these more. They literally SAVED MY LIFE in the newborn stage and then saved me again when teething started. They’re easy to use, easy to clean and…"

T
Tiffany
Verified buyer · September 2, 2025
★★★★★

"This is a great item to have for breastfeeding mommas. It feels very cooling and refreshing after breastfeeding and makes wearing nursing bras very comfortable since the fabric is not rubbing on your…"

M
Micho
Verified buyer · September 21, 2025
★★★★★

"These cups protect and help heal sore nipples so quickly. Comfortable under a bra, easy to clean, and worth the investment for breastfeeding. Stats: 5’3”, 140 lbs, 8 weeks postpartum & nursing"

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Postpartum
Verified buyer · September 25, 2025
★★★★★

"Great value for the price compared to name brand silverettes. I only really used them for maybe 2-3 weeks, so I’m glad I didn’t spend the extra money when these got the job done just as well"

H
Hailey
Verified buyer · September 7, 2025
★★★★★

"These are perfect for breastfeeding. They help keep any ointment or lanolin from getting on your clothes and smooth for immediate relief of cracks or nipple soreness in the first few weeks."

J
jake
Verified buyer · March 25, 2026
★★★★★

"Had a cracked nipple, added some organic ointment and put this over it, healed in 2 days! Recommend it 100%"

J
Jasmin
Verified buyer · October 28, 2025
★★★★★

"These are great for nursing in the first few weeks when there’s soreness and breakdown. Would recommend!"

J
Julie
Verified buyer · April 10, 2026
★★★★☆

"These were wonderful for me postpartum while learning to breastfeed. Highly recommend. They are easy to clean & very functional."

B
Bridget
Verified buyer · December 10, 2025
★★★★☆

"It saved my nipples multiple times. They’re super light. Quality is good, they do bend for no reason lol overall a good product."

W
W
Verified buyer · September 8, 2025
★★★★☆

"These were great in the beginning helped me so much."

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Kyle
Verified buyer · December 11, 2025
★★★★★

"Any first time mama BUY THIS PRODUCT!!!! I cannot recommend and rave about this enough. They HELPED so so much! I wore them all the time when my nipples felt dry, cracked, and just hurt. Those first…"

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Chaise
Verified buyer · January 4, 2026